Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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