i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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