I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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