I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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