Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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