never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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