I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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