just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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