I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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