Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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