I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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