So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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