Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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