Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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