Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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