Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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