scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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