Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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