If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Banned from zoo.
Again?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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