I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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