She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Rumble strips road head = magical
You have to summon your inner elephant
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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