What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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