Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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