I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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