wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
