...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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