Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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