Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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