you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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