Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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