Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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