so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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