i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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