small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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