i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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