he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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