I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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