officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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