when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Someone came in the potted fern
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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