True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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