You made me cry and you don't even care
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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