So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
this will be a night to untag.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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