haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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