i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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