i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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