If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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