she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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