meet me or not, i'm out of control
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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