It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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