I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
