sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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