at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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