Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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